After a semi-fruitful venture to Fry's, I suggested that we go to Burger King. After navigating the intersection concrete safety barriers, blocking direct traversal from one parking lot to the next. There I had a milkshake and some french fries.
After adequate consumption, I suggested that we peruse the local Goodwill establishment, if for no other reason than merely to take inventory of their offerings. I did find there two pairs of shorts that are just ever so slightly too large, but hey, that's what belts are for.
In more than one sense, and I will elaborate on this further in future missives, mission successfully accomplished, or to borrow the words of Ice Cube, a Gen-X-icon:'Today was a Good Day.'