Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Well, I wasn't exactly sitting, More like walking to brush my teeth.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
More like slight fall, with exaggerated consequences.
All the King's Horses and all the King's men.
The mobile emergency room.
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Fortunately, they did glue me back together again; which that I'm now on the mend.
I fell because my brace was hurting my leg, it threw me into the computer table, split just above my left eyebrow, mobile ER called, eyebrow glued, on the mend, fait accompli.